
hello & welcome to eatyourphone.com, this is my spot on the web to curate whatever i want, whenever i want
this site contains some 18+ content, everything nsfw is clearly labeled before viewing.
i coded this place using firefox on a 1920x1080 display. so if youre using something else it may appear broken.
phone users beware! this website will not work for you...
the name of this site is based on the title of John Waters first film: 'Eat Your Makeup'.
but as a certified big tech + smartphone hater, instead of makeup...its Phone.






reading.... garth marenghi's terrortome
watching.... adventure time
playing.... elden ring
26/04/26 readded guestbook, moved stamps, added about me images to about
20/04/26 changed index layout
09/04/26 scrapped neighbors + button, added currently section, added library + finished books section
01/04/26 updated neighbors, foto of the month, video player, currently listening
11/03/26 new blog post
10/01/26 fixed tv code, optimized for different monitors (not phone though!), finished moodboard credits
09/01/26 switched up home layout, axed visits, played with different blog fonts, changed scrollbar color
08/01/26 added neighbors, edited film photo order, graphic to left section, custom cursor, renamed pinboard, added to welcome message, changed song
05/01/26 uploaded art page and all photo based work, added neighbors + button
04/01/26 scrapped about layout, added to dos
02/01/26 added tv, to do, flag counter, + updates
